This Poop In The Mail

Will Blow Your Mind

Our Company Values

I Want You To Eat Poop

Take one bite of a steaming pile of Unicorn Poop, and you'll be wondering why you never put poop on a plate before!

A Little Of Our Story

This Obsession With Unicorns

Being a former barista, there’s nothing we hated more than those horrible Unicorn Frappuccino and lattes. We had unicorn crap all in our hair and on our nose. We have never been so stressed out in our entire lives. There’s not one second that went by that our hands were not completely sticky. That experience has given birth to the most mystical, surprising tasting, brightest cookie the world has ever seen that is made with Unicorn feces. Gift the unicorn poop cookie to a friend or satisfy your own hunger by shipping it to yourself. WARNING: This poop will leave crumbs everywhere and rainbow dust all over your body.

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I Know You Want This

Our Process

Have you ever wished a loved one would eat crap? Ever heard that phrase that you can't polish a turd? Do you get the horn for rainbows? Well we've invented a unicorn poop cookie and rolled it in glitter to bring you the most colourful, surprisingly tasty gift of the season. Our patented process converts fresh steaming unicorn poop into pure rainbow delight for your friends and family. Watch them enjoy the unicorny goodness, then struggle to clean themselves up. Unicorn poop cookies. Taste the rainbow.

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Reviews

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James Wilkins
“I have had many different types of poops and I can say without question that this is the best poop out there. The unicorn poop digest quickly and with ease. This is important when I am pressed for time and need a snack at a moments notice. If you are like me and can’t be without a high quality poop, THIS is the one for you!”

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Mary Beth
“My husband has never allowed me to snack, as he doesn't want me to gain weight. However when I saw this poop cookie, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been life changing! My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the tingling sensation (along with the visions of unicorns and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks up the crumbs.”

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Blake Rivers
“Received this cookie as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it does because as soon as I ate it, I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl. Minus 2 stars because my breast were really nice.”

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Anthony Johnson
“The first time I ever ate unicorn poop, it was through the mouth hole in a horse head mask”

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Tim Jones
“The biggest question I get asked is, "Why do you eat that?" I simply reply, "Why don't you have one" and I gallop away and eat some poop.”