Have you ever wished a loved one would eat crap? Ever heard that phrase that you can’t polish a turd? Do you get the horn for rainbows? Well we’ve invented a unicorn poop cookie and rolled it in glitter to bring you the most colourful, surprisingly tasty gift of the season. Our patented process converts fresh steaming unicorn poop into pure rainbow delight for your friends and family. Watch them enjoy the unicorny goodness, then struggle to clean themselves up. Unicorn poop cookies. Taste the rainbow.